New Chinese phone LOOF-01, the EKAF, promises to revolutionize the market by just 99 U.S. dollars

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A new Chinese manufacturer, the EKAF, is shaking the world market structures with the launch of its first smartphone called LOOF-01. A huge revolution! The EKAF promises to put in your new model all the best that current technology has to offer by just 99 U.S. dollars! That beauty!

The TudoVemdaChina had exclusive access and can interview, firsthand, EKAF CEO Mr. Fugiro Nakombi that ensured that the company will launch the LOOF-01 on the first day of April 2015. Mr. Fugiro confirmed that the first units will include the famous transparent screen, company's own invention in 2012.

And no more battery problems! The EKAF developed a system of uranium ions that will allow you to keep your phone on for up to three months on a single charge of 10 minutes. Fantastic!

THE EKAF, However, also cares about the safety of users. Mr. Fugiro stated that the LOOF-01 comes with the cover of radioactive protection shown below.

There will be a version with flip of the LOOF-01 for the most nostalgic. Will be the first, and only, phone with windows XP and folding screen, as shown below:

The entire line EKAF will feature a high-definition projector embedded, able to make a video pop up in midair! There is no need of special place for projection!

The line will also have WiFi razor with Bluetooth 4.0. Anything to keep the user with great looks! Who says a smartphone can't let you more beautiful?

Every phone comes with a EKAF drone to be used as the user wants to. However, Mr. Fugiro warns you that the use in espionage is not recommended.

Each user of the LOOF-01 You can do an implant in the arm, and then can use the phone on your body! All this for 99 U.S. dollars!

The new model also will come equipped, on the back, with input for cable and satellite TV. No more watching videos on youtube, We want HBO HD!

To dial a number just the user raise your hand and the phone will design a numeric keypad. Very convenient…

THE LOOF-01 promises to be a success, able to shoot down all the global manufacturer with your Android 66.2, Word processor 2.1 Thz and infinite RAM. That same, infinite! But as the phone is still in pre-order we will have to wait a little longer for the link to buy the product.

Mr. Fugiro you tell me you do not know yet if the Brazilian market will have good acceptance of new phones from EKAF. He asked me to TudoVemdaChina users left a message of type “I WANT” to show that there is a lot of people in Brazil that will be a potential buyer of the LOOF-01! Come on guys, I don't see why we can't have this wonder of technology!